i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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