after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
