..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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