It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
