She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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