Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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