i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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