oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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