What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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