Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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