..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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