Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
