i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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