just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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