The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
