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Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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