he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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