So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
