Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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