I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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