Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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