Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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