I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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