There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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