whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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