Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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