Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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