I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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