careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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