well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
