does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
