just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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