Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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