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So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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