sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My vagina just recognized that song.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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