You surviving the open bar?
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Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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