i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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