i just had sex bonerless
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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