He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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