at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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