Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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