Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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