We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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