Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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