I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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