my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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