Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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