Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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