brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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