Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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