i just google imaged poop.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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