Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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