Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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